High Faydelity: The Top 5 Blog

Inspired by JT Davis' recent blog where, in homage of the movie High Fidelity, he listed his top 5 music albums, movies, fight scenes, comedians, presidents, battle scenes, presidents, one-liners and ass whippins he's put on me, I present to you my own blog of personal top 5s. Mine, however, focuses on my beloved friends, family and readers, without whom I would not be the dysfunctional, attention-seeking blogger you all know and tolerate. I can only hope this offers the glimpse into my soul that you've been trying to gain reading this blog:

TOP 5 FACEBOOK FRIENDS

To those individuals who provide me the most value and entertainment in their Facebook updates

1: Jamie Dillen-Seibel: His combination of hockey-centric wisdom and hatred of all things Philadelphia brought me through some tough times when I thought Facebook and I would never work things out.

2: Nicholas Wear: While I know less about F1 racing than I do about 14th century French literature, he encompasses a stunning array of wit, quotes, random observations, politics and social commentary that has kept me from deleting him despite his allegiance to the Kansas City Chiefs.

3: CJ Johnson: Our natural sharp-tongued banter makes it difficult to lavish praise upon him but when you watch as many cartoons as he does and post 17 updates a day some are bound to be entertaining.

4: JT Davis: Admittedly he was higher on this list before he started blogging as a lot of his material is now focused outside of Facebook. And I deduct points for posting pictures of your children because I'm a bitter, childless asshole.

5: Jeffrey C. Johnson: Without trying to entertain, he casually dispenses wisdom, motivation and intelligence. Plus I want to stay on the good side of anyone who spends that much time training and teaching self-defense.



TOP 5 BLOGS I WANT TO READ

1: Cynthia Engel Veronick: Hey Yankees, F--k You  (with 7 word foreword by Alan Veronick) A blog that allowed her to unleash her hatred of all things Yankee without the character limitations of a Facebook status update. I can only imagine her passion would be Shakespearean in its intensity.

2: Ryan Frantz: Tales From The Tavern: The collection of tales of vodka-fueled debauchery from the first 2 months of the legendary establishment known as LeGoose Tavern. After the initial few chapters it will undoubtedly be 640 further pages of Ohio State fanaticism and sickening sweet talk to Candice.

3: Sherry Aldridge Kulifay: Every Mother's Dream  A blog about a mother's pride in raising a son whose prominent life accomplishment is writing a blog that gets less hits than Pedro Alvarez. Possibly the world's first blog about a blogger.

4: Vladimir Nemchinov: From Russia With Hate...  A former KGB Covert Operations Senior Agent reveals the burning rage that fuels a man forced to work witness protection in the retail industry. To see that rage translated to the printed word would be a wonderful, if disturbing, thing.

5: Allison Hertweck Medich: What Up, Worrrlllddd?  One woman's struggle to raise her children in a world of Muy Thai, military, freezee pops and liberalism. Oprah would come out of retirement to promote this blog and sell it in book form.

I'm aware some of that made no sense to the majority of you so you'll just have to take my word that I incorporated inside jokes in a stunning display of comedic writing that will not be matched until Carrot Top finally writes his memoirs. I may do more of these after this so feel free to submit suggestions for Top 5 topics and I'll see what I can do. And as always, encourage people you secretly dislike to start reading and become followers of this blog. I may start monetizing soon with advertisers in order to pay for the bottle of Grey Goose I'm required to bring to gain admittance to LeGoose Tavern. And if you want to learn more about JT Davis via his Top 5 blog click the link below and wash your hands immediately afterwards.


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